Okay, so as a satirical filmmaker the first thing that came to mind was how easily I could turn this over-ambitious infomercial into a comedy sketch. But I bit into my burger.  And my foot started tapping.  Go ahead, listen to Elvin Bishop's "Fooled Around and Fell In Love" to get yourself in my mind.

I mistook the first euphoric feelings for the deliciousness of my In&Out burger, but my attention soon turned to the screen where some of the first attempts at music videos from the seventies and early eighties were shown.  These were the videos that preceded MTV in '81 - they weren't elaborate stories depicting a plot or theme from the song, they were just cut and dry live performances showing the musicians getting down in fantastically cheesy outfits beneath gawkish lighting. 

Yes, indeed it seems like most of them had to have been under the influence to exude so much essence while looking that ridiculous. 

I even found the sample from one of my favorite hip-hop tracks "Come Again" by DJ Drez in the song "Baby Come Back", by Player - quite possibly the first band to ever feature a bassist wearing Ugg boots.

And then they cut to interviews with satisfied customers.  People with names like Vickory Hexter and Gary Dean Hadlock.  My soft rock buzz was blown.  Come on, I don't want to know how much these stiff, pastel couples like it...I want to continue hating how much I like it.

 
I went back to finishing my burger and realized that I didn't need to buy this 26-Disc CD set.  I could just Tivo this sucker and play it while I'm in the shower.  Belting out Meatloaf while wondering what it is he really wouldn't do if he would "Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)".