Miss Teen USA, Miss South Carolina, & The Power of the Web

Authored by Scott Goldberg on August 28, 2007 - 9:23am.
Miss Teen South Carolina 2007Good chance you’ve been emailed the clip of Miss South Carolina from last weekend’s Miss Teen USA Pageant answering Aimee Teegarden’s question, “Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the US on a world map.  Why do you think this is?”  The 48-second clip has been viewed almost 5 million times on YouTube alone.  Miss South Carolina confidently responds (literally word for word...click here if you don't believe me), “I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and that I believe our education, such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future.” Uhhhh…what?

But we’re a digital media news site, and I won’t get in to a discussion here about blondes, beauty pageants, certain regions of the US, our education system, or anything of the sort.  The clip does all of that well enough on its own.  Especially when Saved By the Bell’s AC Slater, the luckiest man in the world for having viewed this spectacle from no fewer than 6 inches, can barely contain himself as he moves the proceedings right along, “Thank you very much, South Carolina.”


Worthy of mention is that in the 3 days since the pageant I’ve been emailed the clip by no fewer than seven friends, all of whom are friends of each other.  Even the most remarkably viral clips we’ve seen in the YouTube Era haven’t come close to that.


So finally, after the seventh friend emailed me today, I decided some kind of speed record had been set and required mention.  I declare a Guinness Book of World Records nomination for the fastest clip the internet has ever seen.


But it also highlights something far more valuable to content owners (like the folks at NBC who broadcasted the show): Is it possible you now recognize the benefit of allowing YouTube to show your stuff?  I’d bet if you asked 1,000 random people last Sunday to name 50 things on television that day, maybe ten would know about the pageant.  Now, after Miss South Carolina’s display, the 2008 pageant is must-see television.  Almost 5 million people (and counting) have watched a 48-second clip of the World’s Smartest Teenager with the proud NBC logo at the bottom.  Water cooler chit-chat will be discussing your show all week. 


Just think about that for a minute.


Scott Goldberg

Comments

huge accomplishment for miss south carolina

She looks even better after the faux pas. She was the only winner on the pageant in everyone's eyes.

Video of Tenet Lie Rates More Attention

An 18-year-old beauty contest entrant has a moment of stage fright and gives a ditzy answer to a question on national TV and this trivial occasion is swarmed with attention. Since late January 2007 I’ve had at youtube a video of ex-CIA boss George Tenet telling an outrageous lie and disputing Time magazine in order to cover for an earlier lie he told in August 2001, three weeks before the 9/11 attack. Tenet has recently been criticized again for his flawed performance as CIA director leading up to the attack, but it was only a wrist-slapping. Viewers interested in something other than trivia are invited to see this video. Just click on my link -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M27ZbfL-Iwg

shes just dumb

i dont care what people say that she "had stage fright". she knew exactly what she was saying, and tried to make it sound smart. i mean come on, "US americans"? that was that all about and how about "the iraq". i no u want to think she just had a bad moment, but face it, shes just dumb

Yes, because all Americans

Yes, because all Americans live in the U.S. There is no Chile, Argentina, Brazil, Uraguay, Peru, Venezuela... or any of the Central American islands. Look at your map, Alli.

Miss teen south carolina

She's dumb you say? so what... at least she is cute and beautiful ... what have you got? you can't even spell right, and your looks probably aren't worth mentioning either...

Miss S Carolina vs George Tenet

Here are the facts
1. Sex sells-Like it or not, the girl is hot. This clip will get more hits from testosterone challenged male teens eager to see a 11 on a scale of 10. Plus it is just funny. 2. There are a few people who still believe in Santa Clause, so I guess there are still a few people who believe that 9/11 was a government operation. Those will watch your George Tenet video, the rest of us sane people don't have time for fantasy.

Reply to Mike Simmons (Tenet Video)

Mr. Simmons, you are maliciously misrepresenting me. I have not claimed that 9/11 was a "government operation." I don't have any "fantasy" about 9/11, but you clearly have a fantasy about me. The video I have posted at youtube is of George Tenet speaking. He is disputing an article in TIME magazine, which tells an incriminating truth about him. My text accompanying the video links to the article. "Sane" people, as you say, can let these documents speak for themselves. The thought of people seeing this evidence obviously troubles you deeply.

Whitney Houston just issued a press release...

stating that she no longer believes the children are our future. I'm willing to bet, like such as, less than a fifth of U.S. Americans that saw this clip know who actually won this pageant, everywhere like such as. However, THIS girl will do Maxim or something, SNL, get spoofed on Family Guy, become a reality TV star, the next Paris Hilton / Nicole Richie, and maybe the spokesperson for MapQuest and make millions if her agent plays it right. On the other hand, SMART deserving fat girls at Ivy League universities will have to enter the workforce, making maybe 60 cents to a their fellow man's dollar. Of course, this sequence of events will make less sense than Miss South Carolina's answer itself... But hey, what can I say? Welcome to America!

One of the better ideas I've

One of the better ideas I've heard in a while: Miss South Carolina becoming a spokeswoman for MapQuest. Genius. Especially given my experience with that service...

see here: Mapquest Nearly Killed Us 
and here: Mapquest Nearly Killed Us: Part 2

your links

man, your own links do not work! some would be interested though, i guess

Miss teen's reply.

So she's only 18. That is not an Excuse. Here she is entering a pageant, she must know that there will be questions asked, and that it is up to her to prepare for whatever those questions may be. Having said that. She is correct to a certain extent, though it did not come across. what i thought she was trying to say is that some American's are not very together Geographically. And that some Non-Americans are more prepared to answer questions relating to geography, and other things, such our constitution etc, because think about it. foreign people are expected to study these important facts relating to our Country in order to become Citizens. Where some of us, on the other hand don't really pay that much attention to these matters. So let's cut her a break, she is one of our own. Besides, i don't think that it is necessary to let the entire world in on our own short-comings...Kudos to you Miss S. Carolina. We all have our days. You are one of us and we support and accept you explanation..Anonymous..

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