Two New Britney Spears Songs Leaked

Authored by Scott Goldberg on August 30, 2007 - 1:14pm.
Bald Umbrella-toting BritneyTwo new songs supposedly by Britney Spears have been leaked and you can listen to them here and here to decide for yourself if they're the real thing.  One decidedly Britney-like addition is the opening of the first song: "It's Britney, bitch."  Hmmm...sounds like her to me.  Rumors surrounding a new Spears album have been swirling for months.  Our own Jay Baage, in fact, predicted a comeback from the beleaguered star last November, just before the meltdown of the century commenced.  But now his hypothesis seems to finally be coming true.  The big question, though: Does anyone care?  

In an unrelated, yet equally amusing story, court papers from a K-Fed/Britney hearing last Monday answered everyone's questions about the amount of money a former-teenage-pop-phenom-turned-insane-umbrella-toting-bald-maniac makes when it seems their best years are behind them.  It's a high number, so if you think you might throw up, stop reading now.

Any guesses?

The documents show that she makes $737,868 per month.  You see, not all musicians are starving!  And K-Fed ain't doing too bad either: the same documents show he's pulling in $20,000 per month for spousal support.  Unfortunately the payments are scheduled to expire November 15.  So heads up, Silicon Valley tech recruiters: K-Fed is looking for a job.

Scott Goldberg    


Comments

Britney's New Song

First Listen Impression. Yeah okay "Gimme." Give me a break. That was it? That could have been anyone on that track. The same line over and over "Gimmee, Gimme, Gimmee" How redundantly boring. If she had released this kind of mediocre material at the beginning of her career, it would have gone nowhere.

do you remember her first

do you remember her first cd?!?!? with one top hit and filler songs. . . i bet you thought she was going to be a one hit wonder, well look at her now. don't be so quick to judge her new song. i know i want more, and im sure everyone else does too.

Gimme More

Well I love it. I'm always gonna be a fan. I loved it once she said "It's Britney Bitch!" That did it for me. I can't wait for her comeback I know it's going to be awesome. Heres what I'd say to Britney right now ...Gimme More. haha

but it's not the beginning

but it's not the beginning of her career.

Its Britney Bitch

I love it. She really had me wondering if she was going to be able to pull a comeback but this is great... She just needs to get her public image together.

Britney is BACK!!

To all the people who judged britney easily, dam you guyz!! Britney is back and she will be always the POP QUEEN!!!! Better to shut your mouth if you can't say anything good to britney, you are jus being jealous bcz inspite of all the bad news about her, here she comes, and no one can stop her now!!! Go britney, show them who really you are!

GREAT CLUB SONF

AWESOME!!!! YOU DID IT BRIT

Honeslty Britney is the

Honeslty Britney is the greatest! shes a pop sensation. the song is sick and there is much more on its way. If christina and justin and j lo are still goin strong then brintey will kick ass cuz she was better then them before and she will be better then them again. the poeple out tehre who bash her should shut the F up because u have no taste in music and are just obviously jeolous of her.

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