Omarosa, of previous Apprentice fame.  Does she actually count as a celebrity?  But she’s certainly welcome in any reality television format requiring someone with an over-the-top mean streak and a willingness to know no depths.  Welcome, Omarosa, here’s your rose.  You’re hired.

Lennox Lewis, former heavyweight champion.  He should be argumentative, but dull.  On the other hand, Trump loves buddying up to guys like Lewis, and it’s hard to imagine hearing the “You’re Fired” words pointed in the Champ’s direction.

Gene Simmons: A sad day for everyone.  Gene, what are you doing?  Kiss is just a figment of our imaginations.  I believe there was Gene Simmons the Lead Singer, and Gene Simmons the Auto Body Shop Employee.  The latter was ambitious and saw an opening to land real fame.  So he disposed of the Lead Singer’s body in Santa Monica Bay, and began a reality TV binge that rivals Lauren Conrad of The Hills.

Tito Ortiz: Don’t know who he is?  Think Ultimate Fighting, and think Jenna Jameson.  He’s done both.  Now he’s paired up with Lennox Lewis in what will surely result in awkward man-on-man wrestling, finger-pointing, and general family fun for everyone watching.  Ultimate Fighting, you see, is the new boxing.  Everyone knows it puts that pansy stuff the traditional pugilists do to shame.  Lewis-Ortiz.  Put it on your calendar for a 2008 PPV match.  You heard it here first.

Stephen Baldwin: He will easily be the first one fired, because no matter what he does and how he does it, The Donald will treat him like a second-class Baldwin, and will have no problem firing him.  And with the murderer’s row above, who could blame him?  Of everyone listed so far, I’d get rid of Baldwin too.

Carol Alt: Ummmm…hmmmmm…

Vinny Pastori, who played the character Pussy on The Sopranos.  I’ll stick to what I said before: of the group so far, I’d definitely fire Baldwin first.

John Cena, of WWE fame.  Again, a fighter, only this time a fake one.  Clearly Trump is looking for the most steroid juiced, abrasive cast he could find (and I’ll even throw Omarosa in that category).  And you know what?  More power to him.  There’s going to be more testosterone thrown around than in a mating cell at a stud farm (again, Omarosa included).  You may not watch the first episode, and you may not watch the second, but by the third you’ll hear whispers about this show, and you’ll tune in.  Donald knows you will.

Marilu Henner: Ummmmm…hmmmmm…

Paris Hilton: She actually WON’T be on the show, unfortunately.  But the rumors said she would, and you know Donald is highly disappointed she has decided otherwise.  It would’ve been amusing to see the dudes in this group salivate over her, though.