She asked to speak to the store’s manager, then threatened to call her lawyers and “sue the s--- out of this place.”

“You guys can’t use my image in a porn store,” she said as if stating written law.  And who knows?  Maybe there is written law about the use of Paris Hilton’s image in a porn shop. 

And we can be thankful for Policewoman Paris.  Who else would ensure the law’s enforcement?  Who, after all, would be more familiar with the nuances of porn shop law?