Paris Hilton Confronts Porn Shop over use of her Image

Authored by Scott Goldberg on November 1, 2007 - 5:44pm.

It may be this girl enforcing the Paris Porn Shop Image Law

Doing an imitation of Johnny’s Halloween costume from Karate Kid, Paris Hilton raided a Toronto porn shop and demanded the removal of two “disgusting” cutouts of her image in a video obtained by TMZ. Now for the big question: What was Paris Hilton doing in a Toronto porn shop?

She asked to speak to the store’s manager, then threatened to call her lawyers and “sue the s--- out of this place.”

“You guys can’t use my image in a porn store,” she said as if stating written law. And who knows? Maybe there is written law about the use of Paris Hilton’s image in a porn shop.

And we can be thankful for Policewoman Paris. Who else would ensure the law’s enforcement? Who, after all, would be more familiar with the nuances of porn shop law?